Smith-" I am not scared of spiders, but I swear if I get over there and see one of those things (camel spiders) I'm going to shoot it...and if their is more than one I will throw a frag...It's not right...they aren't supposed to get that big."
Me-"ewwwww...gross, please don't get bit."
Smith-" Hard to explain...I miss you like the biggest Loser misses cake."
Smith-""Hey...Sarah, think about this... I D 10 Tango...now think about it real hard"
"I don't get it"-me
Smith-"Think Military Sarah"
"ID10...wait a minute... I'M NOT AN IDIOT!"-me
"I can't wait till you get up here."-Smith
"Awww...me either baby, I miss you too."-me
"Oh, well I miss you too baby...but I was talking about I'm ready to not have to do laundry anymore...plus I miss your cooking already."-Smith
"Wow babe. Aren't you a sweetie."-me
"Yeah, me and the guys have this reigning joke that you and the other wives carry our balls in your purses."-Smith.
"Did u no that u are like a melody in my head"- Smith
"Yeah, you're innocent Sarah..like a college girl at Mardi Gras."-Smith
"You know what size boot I wear? Well...imagine it...up your ass."- Smith
"I'm going to kick you in the throat if you call yourself fat one more time."-Smith
"That's it you are so getting it."-Smith
"Bring it buddy."- me
"Oh it's coming. You wait...first thing once you get off that plane...It's on."-Smith
"Every time I would sit up with the gun (50 cal) I would feel my pants vibrate and instinctively reach for my phone thinking "Oh my god, It might be Sarah." Then I would realize I don't have my phone and get really pissed.-Smith
"Sitting down for graduation and staying perfectly still made me say one thing to my friend. Without moving my lips I said, "Do you feel like exhibit A right now? Welcome to the Freak Show."-Smith